Welcome to Jalfrezi Horse Crimes, the fucking ridiculous quiz which aims to keep us all from going absolutely sideways during the apocalypse.
Scroll down, dear friend, where you will find archives of previous quizzes (when they're added, I'm not made of effort) and links to rounds from the current quiz...
If you're looking for the rounds for this week's quiz, use these bastard links below but ONLY if you've been instructed to by the quizmaster - if you click them before you're supposed to I've set up a system to forward a message to your ISP to let them know you've been searching for "Bathtub Shitter Nude" and they'll send the police round immediately...
If for some strange reason you feel you'd like to revisit older quizzes or you'd like to use any of the materials to run your own quiz, you can find them here, and you should feel welcome to use whatever you'd like.
Thanks for visiting the Jalfrezi Horse Crimes website. "Sleep well."